can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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