The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Duck Duck Cougar?
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
I really don't understand how I cannot figure out how to work a fucking can opener when I'm hungover. Yet I still retained the ability to take a perfectly symmetrical picture of my erect penis and send it to every person in Matt's contacts the night before.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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