It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
she looked like the before picture.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
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