I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Randomize