we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I puked a lego.
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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