Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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