is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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