you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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