Do you still have your period?
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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