Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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