and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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