I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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