So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
We're using joints as your birthday candles
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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