Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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