I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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