You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
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