"it" just moved
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
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