a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
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