bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
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