It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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