so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Randomize
