How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
im six kinds of drunk right now
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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