he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I want her autograph on my taint
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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