were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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