he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
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