nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
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