yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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