I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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