I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
You can't motorboat a personality
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
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