Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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