I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I don't think brook has ever known best
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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