Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
