Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
I love you.
Bad choice
Randomize
