he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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