My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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