i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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