shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
3 2 1 whiskey
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
My night has consisted of googling cat penises and creating a Tinder profile.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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