I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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