we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
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