I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
Semen is not good for contacts.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Randomize