do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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