he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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