How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
another moral hangover. fuck.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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