careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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