god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
You smell like stripper and shame
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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