normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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