I want to make a zoo with you.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
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