You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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