Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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