First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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