hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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