Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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