so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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