Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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