is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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