I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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